Monday, February 15, 2010

Homo Sapiens VS Hippos

this is one of those days.

I hate men. they are morons, immature.... and really they do NOT grow beyond 14. As soon as they hit the age of 30.. they PMS EVERYDAY. and as soon as they hit 45, they realize that they have been having sex all wrong. and thus venture on a quest to "drop" their re-newed virginity with a re newed "plop" with an equally bad-as-before hormone charged grey cells of a 16 year old.( or 18.. or whatever.... or actually.... like always??!!).

and women.... its boys, nail paint and shorts when they are 14. hairdo, wardrobe and ex-boyfriends when they are 25. when they hit 35, it is free swinging zones of career, cribbing about denying themsleves certain chances/ opportunites, kids, taxes and recipes.
45.... they are the new 25 with re -newed toned bodies, a life and wants and talents of their own ( as if it was ever anything else.... i mean...come ON !!!)...and what not like gardening, free lancing and blah blah. at the age of 65.... they are back to being 14, with one man or no man.

damn i wish i was a panda bear or a monkey or a hippo or a cat. im sick of human beings and of being human.
and seriously... men... they are so so disGUSTINGLY immature.

1 comment:

Varun Yagain said...

Hell... why did you have to give out the ending?? You so took the fun out of growing old for me :(

- Wannabe Monkey.