A Little Less Conversation

“didi, Aaj to jhadu laga doon?”
“ ji, aapke paani aa rahe hai?”
“ are you awake?…. What do you think?.... did you call..? Did you check if…..?”
“Dude, you ready?....shall we leave in 5?”
“Madame, aaj press ka kapde hain?”
“Listen, will you please bring…..?”
“So sorry to bother you, but do you have change for a 500?”
“ ji aap …….?”
“Sajani , did you send the proposal yesterday?”
“Where did you get the shirt from? …did you check out the sale at….?”
“You want to get a coffee?”
“Sajani, can check if you have the file…..?”
“Where are the keys to the cupboard?”
“Dear sajani, please you make the presentations for the mail attached below?”
“Sajani, was that sent to the client yesterday?”
“Hello….???... No just… you’ve reached office?”
“Dude…….it been soooo long…. Where have you been…? These pics are awesome! Have you lost weight….?”
“SAJANI!!!!! Where is the proposal for…..!”
“Errrr... Sajani… I just wanted to know if I can have the Hardwar files by this afternoon.”
“Sajani…!!! Put this on an excel format, will you, take your time… but can you send it before lunch…?”
“I’m getting this splitting head ache, can we go for a walk?”
“Did you get his mail…? what does he mean? Is he mad?”
“Why is your Gtalk status showing…..”
“SAJANI , I want these mails to go out in the next 35 seconds.”
“err…. Woman…. If a guy asks me…. And I did not…. Does it look like he was…. Or does it mean that I ….?”
“Yo! Shall we make a plan for this weekend?”
‘Sajani…. Are you busy….. What are you working on?”
“Sajani…. You are coming with me to the meeting today!... you are coming right, aren’t you coming?”
“O dude.. You know what I just did….?”
“Achcha Sajani, lets sit after lunch on this, we need to spend an hour….?”
“you want lunch?”
“ SAJANI…. Are you working on anything?”
“Lissen im totally bamboooled…. Plz plz plz finish this for me…. ?”
“Sajani, are you ready with the proposal?”
“Listen… once I have shift deleted my mails, how can I get them back? Why aren’t they showing in the deleted items list?”
“Sajani? Are you on the fone…oh sorry… can I disturb you for a sec?”
“Sajani, please show me the pres by EOD?”
“Sajani, the excel sheets.. I still haven’t got them?”
“ HHhmmm. So when do I see you…. Are you working late ? Come for dinner?”
“Sajani, can I see you in my office for a sec?”
“ Sajani, please send anther 11 mails…. In the next 23 seconds?”
“Will you show how to open a this file format…..?”
“Can we go for a walk?”
“ wassup…..long time no news…… how have you been…. Watcha upto…?”
“ SAJANI, the printer is jammed…!!!”
“Sajani, shall we sit on the document now?”
“Sajani , those mails have gone right?”
“Dude, have you checked my Waca waca score?”
“Dear Sajani, plase find attached the proposal with my comments….send it in by EOD?”
“Sajani, meeting?”
“Sajani, will you mail in those?”
“What did he say?”
“ Did you check if….?”
“@ Sajani….are you okay?”
“sajani, shall we take a quick look at the pres now”
Sajani, can you lend me a pen?”
“Hello…. Ki hochche….. everything ok?”
“Sajani…. Where the &^(%* are you?”
“Dear sajani, please respond to the media queries in the training mail.”
Dude, you working late today?”
“sajani….. so can we make another proposal now and send to….No?? ok then tomorrow?”
“Yo, what time should we leave?”
“Hey, Why are you sitting alone in the cafeteria?”
“Sajani, are you working?”
“Girl, you workin this sat?”
“Hello…achcha you in office? When do you go home?”
“Hello?.... Aaschchooooo/”
“ Sajani, lets take a look at the…. Shall we?”
“ Why is the font so different?”
“Can you make me a PPt Template?”
“Have you receive any mail from…..?”
“Dude…. We are all waiting down here… you coming…?”
“Have you taken inputs from so and So and SO , AND ,the SO……? “What do they all feel?”
“ Lissen, you us to pick up a sub for you while we are waiting?”
“Let us put in a model where… him… what do you feel?”
“Hello…? Achcha you are still in office… let me know when you get home?”
“So shall you make the changes and send it to me by say…9 pm?”
“Dude…..?”
“Sajani, will you please bring in those….. Tomorrow?”
“So let’s say, we reduce…… I feel that this will look good…? What do you say?”
“What does this mean…. O ok… this is the right spelling of …. Are you sure?”
“So how was your day?”
“Are reading a book now? Im sure you are reading a book?”
“Are you sitting at home and doing something stupid?”
“Hello Sajani, I just wanted to know if you can please send…..?”
“Dude…. You are still reading?”
“Hello…. Are you home?”
“Dude, what aren’t you responding to messages?”
“Woman… take the call….???”
“ yo whaddup?”
“You want to watch a movie?”
“What plans for?”
“Hey. Ill cll 2nite?”
“Have you reached home?... how was your day….? Have you…..?”
“Have you ….?”
‘You busy?”
“Why do you ready so much?”
“What are you scribbling?"
“Hey, I hope you aren’t mad at me for me….?”
“Dude…did you just….. check out the…?”
“Dinner?”
“You coming for dinner or what?”
“Listen… we are all going… come in 10 mins?”
Hello?.....”
“ ji. Upar se kapdaa lena tha…?”
“You coming dude?”
“listen babe…. Can we talk tonite?”
“ yo. U der?”
“Why did you tell…..!! I told you not…..!!! o ok so you didn’t….???”
“Where is the….?”
“Why aren’t you talking to me?”
“Are you sleeping?”
“ Heyyyyy……. How have you been…? Where ARE you……????”
“Hello……good night for me…you?”
“ yo…..?”
“Sajani, just wanted to know if the client…..?”
“Shall we go for a spin?”
“Hello…. Hey… have you been… its been a while….?”
“I know you are just reading….. TAKE MY CALL?”
“Too late to talk?”
“We might go for a spin…. You comng ?”
“You wanna watch a movie?”
“You calling it a day?”
“Yo woman….g nite?”
Dude…im bummed out…. You out?”
“Hey… I just remembered…. The weekend…..?”
“Hi… sorry its late…. But can you pick up a…..tom?”
“ Didi, abhi gate lock kar dein?”
“Hey…. Long day?”
“God!!! Why are so cranky….”
“I have been calling you the WHOLE day.. Where is your fone?”
“ can I ask you something….?”

Can I now go to bed….? Please?
No more questions….done????(ooops.!)